At long last! President Obama has found his niche as the new video professor. Here, he walks you through the few, simple tools commencing the freedom choke that is ObamaCare.
It’s the complete tutorial, replete with sappy letters and video clips from anxious families who are relieved that the video professor is FINALLY stopping those evil insurance companies from denying coverage to children!
And don’t miss the segment that helps small business owners learn about and browse the fees they’ll incur when their revenues don’t cover the new employer mandates.
Oh, and the bonus section about how your kids can stay in diapers and leach off your health care plans until they’re 26!
And remember: He’s gonna put you in control of your health care… (just keep saying it, sooner or later you’ll believe it).
Push “play.” Relax. Learn in the comfort of your own home exactly what YOU can do online to facilitate the citizen control that’s about to consume your lives.
There’s something for everyone at www.healthcare.gov! Just a few, simple tools…
This is hilarious… until you stop and realize it’s a dramatic re-enactment of the type of gleeful citizen control fantasies that knock around in the liberal environmentalist mind. Some of my liberal friends may deny this type of personal intrustion as the end goal… but they can’t ever define the point at which the freedom-choking madness stops. I wonder if they can identify the point at which the enviornment is no longer “threatened?”
This from Audi for the 2010 Super Bowl…
It’s already happened here, they just don’t have the green uniforms yet…or do they? It manifests in environmental production and supply controls from unelected bureaucratic administrative offices. Makes me think of the 2.5 gallon per minute water flow restriction on my shower head… the infamous Preble mouse protection laws in Monument, Colorado forcing drivers onto lengthy routes to avoid disturbing the rodent’s habitat… and more.
It’s beyond ridiculous. But it’s the mindset we battle.
“Love of one’s country; the passion which aims to serve one’s country, either in defending it from invasion, or protecting its rights and maintaining its laws and institutions in vigor and purity. Patriotism is the characteristic of a good citizen, the noblest passion that animates a man in the character of a citizen.”
(from Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language)
At long last! President Obama has found his niche as the new video professor. Here, he walks you through the few, simple tools commencing the freedom choke that is ObamaCare. 
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